walmart- paranoia
7/11- certainty
target- home
super target- your estranged aunt’s home
macy’s- smugness
Home Depot- loss
whole foods- the kale feeling
CVS- the all knowing eye of God
dunkin donuts- a lady yelling at me in a brooklyn accent
walgreens- grandpa’s firm hand shake
costco- endurance
humans are so Loud and for What
Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE
this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible
mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
me: *projects my whole entire self onto a fictional character*
me: truly incredible just how alike we are
am i too late to share my favorites (part 1)
warning for loud noises
humans can be so cute and funny and i love them
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
